Daily Archives: April 15, 2010

The Pollen Post, No. 2: Ode to Pollen

The Pollen Post 2: Ode to Pollen

How do I love thee, pollen?

Let me count the ways.

Zero.  Naught.  None.  Nunca.   -278°C(0°K).  X/0.

There are no ways I love thee, pollen.


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The Pollen Posts No.1

Pollen Post 1: Introduction

Today, April 15, 2010, The Coach Hays page is starting a series of outrageously ridiculous posts on pollen.  I can’t remember a spring allergy season (tree pollen, grass pollen, flower pollen, mold spores, pet dander, etc. etc. etc…) that has been as bad as this very 2010 spring.  This morning, for about the 12th straight day, I woke up with the pounding sinus headache, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, gravely voice, you know, the whole nine yards of allergies.  Just for the heck of it, I thought it would be appropriate to have a little stupid fun at pollen’s expense.  Well, how about a lot of stupid fun at pollen’s expense?  It has definitely earned it!

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