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The Pollen Post No. 6: Pollen Victorious

I Surrender!

Pollen, I concede to your millions of years of evolutionary supremacy.  In Paul’s words, “I have fought a good fight, I have finished the course, I have kept the faith.”  But now I bow in surrender to you.   I wave the white flag.  It is over, the AC is turned on.  You win.

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The Pollen Post No. 3: Pollen TV

The Pollen Post No. 3: Pollen TV

Pollenfeld (Sitcom)

The urban adventures of three young pollens, Grass, Flower and Tree and their wacky neighbor, Mold Spore, are played out in a hilarious show about nothing.  Well, not REALLY about nothing, but about the interactions between the microscopic reproductive particles of plants.

Pollen, Texas Ranger (Crime Drama)

Ranger Pollen fights drug cartels, gangs, thieves, kidnappers and terrorists to establish justice  in beautiful Texas Hill Country under the sage advice and occasional assistance of his mentor/martial arts sensei, Chuck Norris.

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The Pollen Post, No. 2: Ode to Pollen

The Pollen Post 2: Ode to Pollen

How do I love thee, pollen?

Let me count the ways.

Zero.  Naught.  None.  Nunca.   -278°C(0°K).  X/0.

There are no ways I love thee, pollen.


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The Pollen Posts No.1

Pollen Post 1: Introduction

Today, April 15, 2010, The Coach Hays page is starting a series of outrageously ridiculous posts on pollen.  I can’t remember a spring allergy season (tree pollen, grass pollen, flower pollen, mold spores, pet dander, etc. etc. etc…) that has been as bad as this very 2010 spring.  This morning, for about the 12th straight day, I woke up with the pounding sinus headache, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, gravely voice, you know, the whole nine yards of allergies.  Just for the heck of it, I thought it would be appropriate to have a little stupid fun at pollen’s expense.  Well, how about a lot of stupid fun at pollen’s expense?  It has definitely earned it!

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